Stop it! WHY are you painting them blue?? It looks terrible. I just sat here for 5 minutes trying to fathom a reason why someone would do this, so that I could sarcastically say how good of an idea it is but I am stumped. Also, “Faded” might not be the best thing to put on your windshield. Unless, of course, you enjoy getting pulled over to perform roadside sobriety tests.
Both of these were submitted anonymously, to protect the innocent (I assume)
Well this thing seems to have it all, from the red neons underneath to the euro front license plate and of course, a wing that’s taller than the car. Congratulations sir, you just crafted a fine pile of shit. Hey, at least the carbon fiber hood adds a few hundred more horsepower.
Thanks to Tyler for sending this one in!
This HIDEOUS Mitsubishi Eclipse was spotted by our fan RJ in Scranton, Pennsylvania. He and the owner of this car got into it, and he saved it for everyone’s enjoyment:
This Eclipse was spotted in San Antonio Texas by Robert O. This guy apparently added so many stickers that the spoiler was ripped off by going so fast. It’s genius! Instead of putting on another spoiler that’s bound to fly off, he DOUBLED the stickers and therefor doubled the horsepower. Looks like we have a modern Einstein on our hands.
This eclipse was found on craigslist by Chris H.
Times must be tough for this guy, I can’t imagine ever wanting to sell a car that produced 1500+ whp (which it obviously does, judging by the looks of it.)
… It’ll damage your eyes. This eclipse was submitted by Andrew in Deltona, FL. Something tells me I don’t need to state the problems with this one.
This was submitted by our fan Bill, and he had this to say: “This insanely fast eclipse was spotted in a shopping centre in Sebastian, apparently this machine is so fast it blew away it’s body kit in back, blew away it’s paint job, and required a new set of rims. And look at that waaaang (wing) this eclipse is uhh… Fast”
This was submitted by a fan in Arlington, Texas. I believe that sticker says “Superior Seating”, and I guess you cant blame him, because the seats are probably the only modification to his car worth mentioning.
This eclipse was spotted by a fan in Grand Prairie, Texas. When I look at this I cant help but think they were probably trying to go for something a little like this:
Well close enough, its not too far off.. right?…… right?
On a side note, I don’t know WHY the driver hasn’t taken that dragon floor mat, it must be at LEAST a 15hp gain. Oh well, at least they still have a spoiler.
Due to the lack of recent updates, I decide to treat you guys to 2 beauties.
The first is a Cavalier spotted In Quakertown, Pennsylvania. Without that spoiler, how would this CAVALIER ever keep its wheels on the ground?
This second car is a Mitsubishi Eclipse spotted by Greg in Tracy, California. Both of these cars are excellent examples of how one can improve the beauty of their car by simply adding a giant, useless spoiler.
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