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I can’t decide what to put on my car… let’s just do it all

Tuesday, April 5th, 2011

Real Wheel Drive?!
Both of our submissions today come from our friend Mike P. in Vero Beach, FL. Yes… Vero Beach. Again. Back to basics, here, with this APPARENTLY-converted-to-RWD Civic hatch. Dual fart cannons and lights, oh my.

Holy ass crackers
This Miata has… fallen by the wayside. Traveled down the wrong path. Sold its soul to the Ricer Devil. What are those fog lights, body kit, ridiculous scoops, spoiler, chicken wire grill, and fender whatsits doing on there anyway?! Oh, don’t forget the chrome wheel well accents. What in the crap. Doesn’t anyone know a convertible is heavier than its coupe counterpart, anyway? Dang.

Don’t stare at the eclipse…

Monday, April 4th, 2011

Ricer Mitsubishi Eclipse

… It’ll damage your eyes. This eclipse was submitted by Andrew in Deltona, FL. Something tells me I don’t need to state the problems with this one.

Oh no.. return of the rice!

Saturday, July 17th, 2010

Yes yes, I know we have been gone for a while. We here at I Smell Rice have been really busy with our exams and summer courses and work. Apologies! WE SO SORRY

Now, for what you have been waiting for… the rice. First is a Chevy Cavalier.. yes. It is from Ontario, Canada, and it is a good one! I do like the Talon in the background.. from what I can see of it. And the photo-taker’s Photoshop skillz

I was informed this was a Cobalt in Georgia. What?

Also from our good friend Alex, while he was staying in Georgia. A non-functioning hood scoop: great. It’s not even going into a hole in the hood… it’s just fake. And there. And it being there is pretty rice-y.

I won’t even talk about this one… you guys should bash this thing and tear it apart in the comments. It was sent by a dear friend from the University of Central Oklahoma in Edmond.

Honduh, round 42089209801.

Monday, April 19th, 2010

This Honda was found in Vero Beach, FL. It sports the usual unnecessary stickers on the windows, giant airplane wing, aftermarket 15″ wheels, and taillights.

accord, florida

Yet another Honda.. this time a Civic in Tampa, FL. Looks like the same wheels from the first car except a bit shinier… and, of course, a body kit that is unfinished. Red spoiler on silver car, unpainted and even un-primed body pieces! Oh, aftermarket exhaust and a giant Honda sticker on the back window in case they forget what make of car they drive. Awesome.

civic, florida
civic, florida

Our last entry is unusual, and only has two things wrong with it: 1. It has a giant airplane wing, and 2. It could have used the money from the wing to fix the dents! Never thought I’d see a Hyundai Elantra like this.. guess I was wrong. Tampa, FL.

elantra, florida

How different. A Neon and a .. what is that?

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

First off today, we have a Dodge Neon that is rice-in-the-making, found again over in Tampa, Florida. It even has some crisp damage, dual-tip muffler (!!!!) and a Dodge decal to remind the driver who manufactured it.

neon, florida

Secondly, I don’t even know what this is. This was snapped in the mall parking lot of Vero Beach, FL. At first look, I thought “civic? Accord.. wait, what. What is that?” It has a pretty BROWN streak across the sides on top of some nasty orange-sherbet paint. Ooh, a nice body kit and dual exhaust. Check out the shaved door handles and molded spoiler. What the crap? Can someone please identify the make and model in the comments? Click the pictures for larger versions.

wtf, florida

First submission! My wing gives me so much downforce in my 4 door grocery-getter.

Friday, January 29th, 2010

This is our first submission, sent in this month by our friend from California! I think.. this Civic LX speaks for itself. Wow.

civic, california

Tuesday, November 24th, 2009

This is a Honda Accord.. yes, an Accord. Not a Civic, even, but an Accord. It’s ridden with tacky, primered body kit pieces, fake(or at least useless) dual exhaust tips, huge rims with low profile tires, eurolights, and an airplane wing.

accord, florida

 

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