Posts Tagged ‘ Dodge ’

AMERIICAAAA… Oh F#$k No

Sunday, December 23rd, 2012

rice dodge neon

Another neon? Way to make your country proud…

Craigslist Rice – Dodge Neon

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2012

Ricer Neon
Ricer Neon
Ricer Neon
Ricer Neon

Well, World, it looks like someone has achieved the un-achievable. Someone actually managed to make a Dodge neon worse… much worse. Between the chop-top, the primer and turquoise paint-scheme and the LAMBO TRUNK, I am left completely and utterly speechless. Here’s a challenge.

  • Step 1: Go to craigslist for the city of your choice.
  • Step 2: Select “cars and trucks” sold “by owner-only”
  • Step 3: Search for “custom” “fast” or “vtec” or anything else you think up.
  • Step 4: Let hilarity ensue.

If you find anything as (or nearly as) ridiculous as this Neon, feel free to share by sending either the pictures or the link using the submit button at the top of our site! (you can also email them directly to submit@ismellrice.com

Happy hunting!

Too fast for stripes

Sunday, March 27th, 2011

SRT4 Racing Stripes
The driver of this SRT4 spotted at USF needs to watch himself, as he seems to have driven so fast his racing stripes ripped right off!

Craigslist Rice: 97 NEON CUSTOM

Thursday, January 13th, 2011

I NEED ITBest Car Ever

Submissions have still been slow, so here’s another Craigslist ricer. The following text is in no way edited(besides censoring the name/number):

i am selling my 97 dodge neon it is fast cold air intake ect..reliable lil car has full body kit including fiberglass m3 front fenders does need paint its primered right now just lost intrest wanting a truck car runs great no probloms with clutch or shifting has brand new polyurathane shifter groumets all the way around .. tottal hp is around 240 .. lookin to get $1800 that is lowest i can go for her just trying to get down payment for new truck… if intrested email call or text Ricey McRicerson at xxx xxx xxxx any time day or night . i can get to txts faster while i am at work..fog lights are not included …

Looks like Santa delivered quite an ugly lump of coal this year.

Friday, December 24th, 2010

Dodge Neon
This riced out Dodge NEON was spotted by a fan in Statesville, North Carolina. This is further proof that people will throw money into stupid mods for ANY car, when that money would be much better spent on say.. child support?

Also, Merry Christmas everyone! (to those of you who celebrate it, to those who don’t: Happy Friday) We’d like to thank all of you for visiting and submitting to our blog, it’s really been a great motivation to continue with the site. Submissions have been slow lately but hopefully soon we’ll be getting more pictures to post for you guys. Remember, if you see rice while you’re out, don’t hesitate to snap a picture and submit it to submit@ismellrice.com.

And the award for best color scheme goes to…

Thursday, September 23rd, 2010

Ricer Neon

Sorry for the lack of posts, a combination of studying and laziness is to blame. This here’s another car spotted in Schenectady NY, this time it’s a beautiful Dodge Neon. You know a driver has good taste when his car is a combination of mustard yellow and turquoise.

How different. A Neon and a .. what is that?

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

First off today, we have a Dodge Neon that is rice-in-the-making, found again over in Tampa, Florida. It even has some crisp damage, dual-tip muffler (!!!!) and a Dodge decal to remind the driver who manufactured it.

neon, florida

Secondly, I don’t even know what this is. This was snapped in the mall parking lot of Vero Beach, FL. At first look, I thought “civic? Accord.. wait, what. What is that?” It has a pretty BROWN streak across the sides on top of some nasty orange-sherbet paint. Ooh, a nice body kit and dual exhaust. Check out the shaved door handles and molded spoiler. What the crap? Can someone please identify the make and model in the comments? Click the pictures for larger versions.

wtf, florida

Friday, November 6th, 2009

This Dodge Neon spotted in Florida boasts extra horsepower with its ugly rims (missing one, not pictured on driver side), euro/Altezza lights fuel tank door, body kit, and spoiler-on-top-of-spoiler action.

neon, florida

neon, florida

 

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