This first submission was spotted in Orlando, Florida. Apparently, adding 50 pounds of spoiler and body kit to the ass end of a Ford Focus is a worth-while upgrade. Oh wait, it’s just rice.
You tend to see civics like this one all over the place, but that doesn’t make this purple disaster (spotted by Josh in Ellensburg, WA) any less ricey.
Well here’s another submission from Texas. They seem to be having an epidemic of Rice over there. This Sentra was spotted in Richardson, TX by our fan Harry.
This Eclipse was spotted in San Antonio Texas by Robert O. This guy apparently added so many stickers that the spoiler was ripped off by going so fast. It’s genius! Instead of putting on another spoiler that’s bound to fly off, he DOUBLED the stickers and therefor doubled the horsepower. Looks like we have a modern Einstein on our hands.
This eclipse was found on craigslist by Chris H.
Times must be tough for this guy, I can’t imagine ever wanting to sell a car that produced 1500+ whp (which it obviously does, judging by the looks of it.)
This Honda Civic was spotted in Grand Prairie, Texas by our fan Joshua B. I wonder what he’s going to do when he changes the tires on his car. My guess is that he’ll white it out and write the brand of his new tires in sharpie like he seems to have done with Toyo Tires.
This was spotted in the University of South Florida parking lot by Jeff B. Yes, that’s a tiny front license plate. And yes, it does say Dr. Dre.
Both of our submissions today come from our friend Mike P. in Vero Beach, FL. Yes… Vero Beach. Again. Back to basics, here, with this APPARENTLY-converted-to-RWD Civic hatch. Dual fart cannons and lights, oh my.
This Miata has… fallen by the wayside. Traveled down the wrong path. Sold its soul to the Ricer Devil. What are those fog lights, body kit, ridiculous scoops, spoiler, chicken wire grill, and fender whatsits doing on there anyway?! Oh, don’t forget the chrome wheel well accents. What in the crap. Doesn’t anyone know a convertible is heavier than its coupe counterpart, anyway? Dang.
… It’ll damage your eyes. This eclipse was submitted by Andrew in Deltona, FL. Something tells me I don’t need to state the problems with this one.
This first one was spotted in Riverside, California. I’ll never understand why ricers do this to their cars. The fart canon and giant spoiler are bad enough but he went ahead and put ANOTHER spoiler on the back windshield. No doubt about it, this ones RICE.
The second car makes me die a little on the inside every time I look at it. This guy SOME HOW managed to get a hold of a classic American muscle car and then decided to destroy it by putting the most ridiculous looking spoiler I’ve ever seen on the back. I’m surprised he went with the Plymouth sticker on the side, I would have expected a giant VTEC logo.
As some of you suspected (some), this was an April Fools joke. Don’t worry, ISmellRice.com hasn’t gone off the deep end… Yet
This Ford Focus was spotted by Johnny in Wilkes Barre, Pennsylvania. I can’t tell if this guy wanted to add 7,000 horsepower to his focus, or if he just wanted to push it around like a shopping cart.
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