This eclipse was found on craigslist by Chris H.
Times must be tough for this guy, I can’t imagine ever wanting to sell a car that produced 1500+ whp (which it obviously does, judging by the looks of it.)
Archive for April, 2011
Craigslist Rice: Mistubishi Eclipse
Thursday, April 14th, 2011Here’s a rare one… a Honda Civic
Tuesday, April 12th, 2011
This Honda Civic was spotted in Grand Prairie, Texas by our fan Joshua B. I wonder what he’s going to do when he changes the tires on his car. My guess is that he’ll white it out and write the brand of his new tires in sharpie like he seems to have done with Toyo Tires.
Something tells me it’s an Acura
Monday, April 11th, 2011
This was spotted in the University of South Florida parking lot by Jeff B. Yes, that’s a tiny front license plate. And yes, it does say Dr. Dre.
I can’t decide what to put on my car… let’s just do it all
Tuesday, April 5th, 2011
Both of our submissions today come from our friend Mike P. in Vero Beach, FL. Yes… Vero Beach. Again. Back to basics, here, with this APPARENTLY-converted-to-RWD Civic hatch. Dual fart cannons and lights, oh my.
This Miata has… fallen by the wayside. Traveled down the wrong path. Sold its soul to the Ricer Devil. What are those fog lights, body kit, ridiculous scoops, spoiler, chicken wire grill, and fender whatsits doing on there anyway?! Oh, don’t forget the chrome wheel well accents. What in the crap. Doesn’t anyone know a convertible is heavier than its coupe counterpart, anyway? Dang.
Don’t stare at the eclipse…
Monday, April 4th, 2011
… It’ll damage your eyes. This eclipse was submitted by Andrew in Deltona, FL. Something tells me I don’t need to state the problems with this one.
2 More Hideous Ricers (APRIL FOOLS)
Friday, April 1st, 2011
This first one was spotted in Riverside, California. I’ll never understand why ricers do this to their cars. The fart canon and giant spoiler are bad enough but he went ahead and put ANOTHER spoiler on the back windshield. No doubt about it, this ones RICE.
The second car makes me die a little on the inside every time I look at it. This guy SOME HOW managed to get a hold of a classic American muscle car and then decided to destroy it by putting the most ridiculous looking spoiler I’ve ever seen on the back. I’m surprised he went with the Plymouth sticker on the side, I would have expected a giant VTEC logo.
As some of you suspected (some), this was an April Fools joke. Don’t worry, ISmellRice.com hasn’t gone off the deep end… Yet
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