This eclipse was spotted by a fan in Grand Prairie, Texas. When I look at this I cant help but think they were probably trying to go for something a little like this:
Well close enough, its not too far off.. right?…… right?
On a side note, I don’t know WHY the driver hasn’t taken that dragon floor mat, it must be at LEAST a 15hp gain. Oh well, at least they still have a spoiler.
Sorry for the lack of updates lately everyone, life’s been quite busy lately (and there’s still not too many submissions). Here’s another Saturn from Tampa. I don’t know what it is about Tampa, but every Saturn owner there seems to be trying to send their cars into space. Maybe they’re just that bad.
This rice was spotted near Ft Stockton, Texas by Justin. Apparently, this car sold in less than 3 days. I cant even begin to comprehend the thought process involved when the owner decided to bolt that wing… to the roof.
This one was spotted in Sebastian, Florida. The only thing keeping this BEAST on the road is the big-ass spoiler bolted to the back of it. If you’re in the Vero Beach/Sebastian area or ANYWHERE in Florida then watch out, cause this Kia will tear you a new one.
I guess you have to make do with whatever car Mom buys you.
Submissions have still been slow, so here’s another Craigslist ricer. The following text is in no way edited(besides censoring the name/number):
i am selling my 97 dodge neon it is fast cold air intake ect..reliable lil car has full body kit including fiberglass m3 front fenders does need paint its primered right now just lost intrest wanting a truck car runs great no probloms with clutch or shifting has brand new polyurathane shifter groumets all the way around .. tottal hp is around 240 .. lookin to get $1800 that is lowest i can go for her just trying to get down payment for new truck… if intrested email call or text Ricey McRicerson at xxx xxx xxxx any time day or night . i can get to txts faster while i am at work..fog lights are not included …
I don’t even know where to start about this car… All I want to know is how much of a performance gain that hood gives. Also, this 97 is being sold for only 6,000 dollars, which is more than twice it’s blue book value. I guess he thinks loading the car up with idiotic “features” increases the value. Spotted on craigslist in Tampa.
Nothing is more ironic than an anti-rice sticker slapped on the bumper of a Nissan right above it’s gigantic fart cannon.
This Civic was spotted on Craigslist in Florida, it’s actually being sold by a dealership. It’s safe to say their reputation lowered by quite a few points after putting this one up for sale.
Also, I’d like everyone to know that we have updated the Submission Page! That’s right, we’ve now (finally) entered the 21st century and submissions are easier than ever.
“i have a 1997 accord 2 door auto with cold ac and custom everything its got 18 inch rims custom 2 tome pant full molded wide body body kit fiberglass wing custom heaadlights and tail lights full exhaust and intake full custom sterior with 4 tvs 2 memphis 12inch comps subs and 2 amps and a huge power cap interior has been completly painted with the same two tone paint sceem and has custom race seats and belts and full aftermarket gauges this honda has tons of leds and neons and strobes looks awsome at night also has a full custom diamond plate floor front and back if the car runs perfect and sounds great has all aftermarket gauges halo headlights and clear tail lights and custom wing and deck lid will trade for ??? if intreasted please call me at *** *** ****”
The above text was 100% unaltered. It really says something about the intelligence of ricers.
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