What make is it??

May 6th, 2014

I wonder what make it is?

Oh that’s weird, it says Honda on the side. I thought this piece of shit was a Ferrari!

Thank you Phillip for submitting this a very… very long time ago.

Riddle: What’s black and white and shitty all over?

March 2nd, 2013

Black and white honda

Answer: This car!

Thank you to Cristian for submitting this monstrosity


December 23rd, 2012

rice dodge neon

Another neon? Way to make your country proud…

Stop Painting Your Wheels Blue!

December 19th, 2012

Blue wheels

Riced Eclipse with Blue Rims

Stop it! WHY are you painting them blue?? It looks terrible. I just sat here for 5 minutes trying to fathom a reason why someone would do this, so that I could sarcastically say how good of an idea it is but I am stumped. Also, “Faded” might not be the best thing to put on your windshield. Unless, of course, you enjoy getting pulled over to perform roadside sobriety tests.

Both of these were submitted anonymously, to protect the innocent (I assume)

Dishonorable Mention: Redneck/Rice Love-child

September 3rd, 2012

The hell?

This one isn’t exactly rice. This is more of what would happen if a ricer and a mudder truck had a child. What you would get is this monstrosity. This is a Chevy Cavalier with an aftermarket spoiler and giant exhaust pipes jutting upwards from the trunk which is completely necessary on a cavalier. Also notice the entire car is covered in mud except for around the 4wd logo. I’m not an expert, but I’m pretty sure these 4 cylinder economy doot-mobiles are not 4 wheel-drive.

Craigslist Rice – Dodge Neon

August 22nd, 2012

Ricer Neon
Ricer Neon
Ricer Neon
Ricer Neon

Well, World, it looks like someone has achieved the un-achievable. Someone actually managed to make a Dodge neon worse… much worse. Between the chop-top, the primer and turquoise paint-scheme and the LAMBO TRUNK, I am left completely and utterly speechless. Here’s a challenge.

  • Step 1: Go to craigslist for the city of your choice.
  • Step 2: Select “cars and trucks” sold “by owner-only”
  • Step 3: Search for “custom” “fast” or “vtec” or anything else you think up.
  • Step 4: Let hilarity ensue.

If you find anything as (or nearly as) ridiculous as this Neon, feel free to share by sending either the pictures or the link using the submit button at the top of our site! (you can also email them directly to submit@ismellrice.com

Happy hunting!

Another Casualty to the Mustang Rice Epidemic

March 27th, 2012

Ricer Mustang
My god..
It's hideous

What is with these mustangs now days? It seems like more and more owners are ricing them out as if they were Civics or Eclipses. And my god.. is that.. a fast and the furious sticker AND a wally world turbo decal??? Thanks Mike from Fort Lauderdale for submitting this atrocity.

Wow you have an eclipse? And it has neons? Tell me more!

February 20th, 2012




Well this thing seems to have it all, from the red neons underneath to the euro front license plate and of course, a wing that’s taller than the car. Congratulations sir, you just crafted a fine pile of shit. Hey, at least the carbon fiber hood adds a few hundred more horsepower.

Thanks to Tyler for sending this one in!

All you “Rice=Foreign!” people are going to love this post.

February 7th, 2012

ricer mustang

Posts like this tend to stir up a lot of people, but I believe this is clear evidence that yes… American cars CAN be riced out. Case closed.

Thanks Harry from Richardson, Texas for sending this one in!

And the first place winner goes to…

January 11th, 2012


Show Car Indeed

This pic was taken in what I’m assuming is Pennsylvania by.. I have no idea! The email vanished on me, so if it was you feel free to let us know.

It’s clear the owner of this accord put a lot of work and care into it. The powder blue and red mismatched body kit and spoiler really helps accentuate the beautiful fart canon, stickers and oh yeah the word “HoNda” spray painted across the hood. I have a feeling this one was made as a joke as it looks like it’s in some sort of car show. Either way, this was too good not to post.


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