And the first place winner goes to…

January 11th, 2012

BEST CAR EVER

Show Car Indeed

This pic was taken in what I’m assuming is Pennsylvania by.. I have no idea! The email vanished on me, so if it was you feel free to let us know.

It’s clear the owner of this accord put a lot of work and care into it. The powder blue and red mismatched body kit and spoiler really helps accentuate the beautiful fart canon, stickers and oh yeah the word “HoNda” spray painted across the hood. I have a feeling this one was made as a joke as it looks like it’s in some sort of car show. Either way, this was too good not to post.

Cruisin’ for a Losin’

December 13th, 2011

PT Cruiser

PT Cruiser

Much like the last post, this vehicle is the perfect grocery gettin’ family car. It’s got plenty of trunk room, seating and it’s relatively safe for the kids. The owner of this one decided it was missing just one key component to make it the ultimate commuter car. A FREAKIN 2 FOOT TALL WING BOLTED TO THE GODDAMN ROOF

Spotted by JC in Olathe Kansas!

Wagon full of rice

December 5th, 2011

Wagon Ricer

Wagon Ricer

Are you, like millions of Americans, tired of boring old grocery shopping? Well do what this guy did to his grocery-getter and spice things up a bit! The extra horsepower from the body kit and rims will ensure that you can get home before the ice cream melts.

Also, who says that a station wagon cant be a chick magnet? Throw on this muffler and the ladies will swoon over the soft, sensational sounds similar to that of Megatron’s bowel movements after a long night of all-you-can-eat chili cheese dogs and ex-lax chugging competitions.

This one was spotted by Bill from Melbourne, FL!

You did what? To a what??

November 2nd, 2011

Bonneville

After a 3 MONTH hiatus (we’re seriously slacking), we bring you this… A boat Bonneville that someone (I guess) decided they were going to enter into the Le Mans. This is just what this car needed! Everything else about it screams race car, but it was seriously lacking in the wing department. Good job man, the ladies will be impressed for sure.

Thanks Brad from St Louis for submitting this one!

I Smell Toast

August 11th, 2011

xB rice

This Scion xB was spotted by Hunter in Greensboro, NC. Whenever I see a “car” like this, I can’t help but picture the driver being exactly. like. this guy.

That front bumper looks sick bro.

June 29th, 2011

cool bodywork bro

This Civic was spotted by a fan in Melbourne, Florida. I think this is the only car that would increase in value if one of it’s parts flew off.

In hell, you have to drive this car

June 20th, 2011

two tone eclipse

ugly eclipse

This HIDEOUS Mitsubishi Eclipse was spotted by our fan RJ in Scranton, Pennsylvania. He and the owner of this car got into it, and he saved it for everyone’s enjoyment:

ricer argument

Horrific Hatchbacks

June 19th, 2011


This first submission was spotted in Orlando, Florida. Apparently, adding 50 pounds of spoiler and body kit to the ass end of a Ford Focus is a worth-while upgrade. Oh wait, it’s just rice.


You tend to see civics like this one all over the place, but that doesn’t make this purple disaster (spotted by Josh in Ellensburg, WA) any less ricey.

Southwestern Rice

May 26th, 2011

Texas Rice Well here’s another submission from Texas. They seem to be having an epidemic of Rice over there. This Sentra was spotted in Richardson, TX by our fan Harry.

Too fast for a spoiler

May 10th, 2011

DECALS
INCREASE
HORSEPOWER

This Eclipse was spotted in San Antonio Texas by Robert O. This guy apparently added so many stickers that the spoiler was ripped off by going so fast. It’s genius! Instead of putting on another spoiler that’s bound to fly off, he DOUBLED the stickers and therefor doubled the horsepower. Looks like we have a modern Einstein on our hands.

 

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